What does it take to become one of Hollywood’s most sought-after leading ladies?

According to this video Margot Robbie shot for Vogue, it takes a beauty routine so precise it borders on psychopathic.

Watch the Gold Coast girl and Suicide Squad star shout out Vegemite and discuss the importance of being born with a six-pack and the beautifying powers of placenta cream in this surreal, hilarious short, directed by Catfish’s Ariel Schulman and Henry Joost and parodying Christian Bale’s breakout performance in American Psycho.

“There is an idea of Margot Robbie, some kind of abstraction,” she says as she peels off a clear, rubbery face mask.

“But there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. Maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable.

“I simply am not there.”

So… who’s up for a feature-length American Psycho reboot with Margot Robbie playing Patricia Bateman?