If 2014 feels like a wasted year for you, take heart — you almost definitely had a better year than these guys.

As long as you didn’t attempt to take a selfie in front of a moving train, chances are good that you had a better year than the people featured in YouTube user FailArmy’s Ultimate Fails Compilation video.

It’s an occasionally hilarious and often disturbing look back at the people who got it so, so wrong in 2014.

So watch, bask in that sweet, sweet schadenfreude, and just pray that you don’t end up in next year’s compilation.