Oh how you take for granted the little things before you have kids, like going to the toilet alone, or getting through dinner without food being flicked in your face.

Emily Jade

Emily Jade

High heels and high chairs

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Kids only do what they see….

My secret fantasy right now is going to the toilet without my 2 year offering to wipe my bottom. I know, she is just returning the favour, as kids do, as we are knee deep in toilet training and I ask her hourly if she needs to go to the loo and then afterwards I wipe her squishy little bot bot. So she, like all other kids, is only displaying learned behaviour, but I really have no need for her to wipe my bottom right now. In 40 years maybe I’ll take her up on the offer.

That’s why I nearly wet my pants, pardon the pun, when I saw this in preparation for Michael McIntyres performance in Brisbane on Wednesday. If you missed him, I feel sorry for you…….so get this into you. You’re Welcome.

Have a look at People Don’t know Kids on You Tube for a laugh