Bless the rains! Black Bear Lodge is devoting an entire night to the greatest song of all time.
There are lots of good songs out there, but here’s the thing — none of those other songs are quite as good as Toto’s Africa.
What that means is that, every time you listen to a song that is not Toto’s Africa, you are, in fact, depriving yourself of an opportunity to listen to a superior song. You are wasting your time listening to a song that is objectively not as good as Toto’s Africa.
Fortitude Valley venue Black Bear Lodge is exploiting that market inefficiency, and devoting an entire night to Toto’s Africa, the only song that really matters.
You know that you must do what’s right, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti — come upstairs, grab a beverage and bless the rains until way past your bedtime.
Black Bear Lodge (Level 1, 322 Brunswick Street, Fortitude Valley) will host the Toto’s Africa Appreciation Night on Wednesday 11 January. For more info, visit the event page.
Hurry boy, it’s waiting there for you…